As dictated to me from his soulful looks:
It started out great, she was taking me for walks and to this class where I got treats for walking on a teeter and going through TUNNEL. Sometimes it was scary because the sky made loud noises, but I liked to go see my new class friends. On the last day we got to run in the forest and it smelled like deer. Boy I was tired that night.
The human she calls Dad was putting a fence around the bone hurrying spot, but that means the little bucket will have more stinky vegetable stuff for me and Luigi to steal before it goes into the box box.
Then all of a sudden she came home from work one day and all the humans were panicky. There was a smoke smell outside. I don’t know what was going on. We laid around cuddling for days. She went to work and came home very quickly. The humans kept pacing. They felt worried.
One day they started putting things into the moving house, but it did not feel like we were going camping. I had to get in the car with my bed, and Luigi went in the truck, and we drove a long way. We stayed at some other Human’s house for a long time. That’s where I met Lily, she was fun to play with, but she just goes and goes. She doesn’t like snuggles with her human as much as I do.
When that was over, I thought we were going home, but then she went somewhere by herself and she sent me with her Mom human and Dad human. It was cool though because Luigi and I went to a lake and we played and played. Lily was there too, and some other dogs, and cousin Milo who kept trying to hump me! I’m secure in my sexuality though so I just kept walking away. Everyone has a weird cousin, I’ve heard.
We had some normal time, but then she started putting all her stuff in to boxes. I though, oh no! Now what? We got into the car again, with me bed, but this time we had an adventure! We stayed in a big house with our own special room and had yummy food brought to the door.
Then we went to stay with Tracy human and the little humans Evan and Justin for a few days. It was okay, but I could smell that cat smell and I couldn’t see them. I’m sure they were behind that door they sometimes went through. I don’t know why they couldn’t hear me when I shouted for them. I’ll never know what was behind that door for sure.
Finally I found out where she was taking me. There’s this new place called home. We have a new bed too. There are these girls who come home and they give me pets when I greet them. A dog can’t complain about that! Plus, I get to go for two long walks a day! So many good smells, and some other dogs who get to do the same thing. I think I’m gonna like it here!
I’m glad I get to do all this cool stuff with my human, even though sometimes I get confused and anxious…it always seems to turn out okay in the end because we’re always together!